Saturday, May 30, 2009

HEADACHE!!

This is the second day in Liverpool,
today, i meet my housemate,
Oliver,
he is a jews and he is the first ang mo i meet here...
Oliver asked me and my friends out for a drink at night later,
i said ok lor...
he took us to the pub / club,
i order a cup of...beer...
(dunno what beer, i cincai order one)
after drinking,
i feel like head pusing pusing oledi...
After that, we take a look around of Liverpool city centre...
then go back to hostel lo...
now i just reached my room nia...
and i had wrote 3 posts in half an hour...
got some phtos and videos i took inside the pub,
but now my kepala wanna letup dy,
so i will post it next time lo...

London to Liverpool

After sitting for so long,
finally i arrived at London at about 12.30 p.m. of M'sia time,
so this is the first day in uk...

On the way to Liverpool.

I saw some pigs!!! (maybe...they are sheep...)

This is my room...
my bed


Table.



Toilet. (1 room 1 toilet, nice o)




And, this is 9 p.m. in the "morning"...?
still not used to this...














(EDITED !!!) From Malaysia to Liverpool

I'm taking flight from Penang to Hong Kong,
then from Hong Kong to London.
My flight from Penang was on 8.10 a.m. in the morning,
so i reached Hong Kong at about 12.30 p.m.
But my flight from Hong Kong to London was on 11.55 p.m.
so i have about 11 hours to spend in Hong Kong,
so i followed my new friends from Penang go out to Hong Kong to spend this 11 hours...

Hong Kong International Airport

street

Looks familiar...? (always appear in Jackie chan's movies...)

Bruce Lee


After spending the 11 hours in Hong Kong,
then i took flight from Hong Kong to London...
This journey takes about 12 and half hours to reach in London...

Forget to write something,
DSL called me when i'm in Hong Kong,
its cost me RM2.50 / minute to answer his call,
DSL asked me to buy coke for him,
but....i didn't buy...
coz....i don have small change...
one more thing,
from M'sia --> London,
i didn't bath for...
emm...
i think 40++hours o (almost 2 days...),
break my own record!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Must...Save....


Apa ni....?

Wanna tipu ppl also tipu real a bit la...
wire pun tarak kasi plug,
lagi boleh main until so high ka...

(=.=)''


Don't Use Your Pillow.

If i'm Eric,
I guarantee will kill Matt de...


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

That day...

We went to 88 yamcha and planning to go somewhere swimming this Friday,
Suddenly Ding Hock Hing said:" last time me and Phang Pang Yuan them went to A Farmosa Water World time, I played that 'high speed body slide' very excired lor!! Very fast o!! My underwear almost fly away dy!! "

(underwear fly away...?! I hope not like the guy in the picture below...)

After that, Phang Pang Yuan also said:" Ya lor!! I also played that!! Very excited!! But hor, I'm not like Hock Hing (underwear almost fly away), just I felt that got water masuk my asshole only..."
(Water masuk asshole...?! I can't imagine...shit floating on the water...@#$%&*)
*For Phang's case, pls imagine that "ppl = water"...

So stupid...

Jargge : d(>_<)b
BeastUK : How do you get that "backwards b"?
Anonymous : Its called "d"...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

My Memory...

252 RIVER

Last time, this river was full of water de...
Especially after raining...
My friends and I used to ponteng tuition class & go swim in this river...
My friends = Heng Chiang, Hock Hing, Jenan, Ling Tiao, Mok Guan, Itek, Wei Kien, Choo Siang and etc...
( I HOPE my friends' parent can read this post, becoz I wanna let them know their son was a ponteng kaki last time...)

That day went there with DSL.
The river almost dry out le...
I dunno why it become like this...
I think maybe it is becoz long time didn't have ppl come and swim in this river kua...
Cannot get what I'm talking about (less ppl swim = less water)??
ok,
below is the answer:
"less ppl swim=less kencing
less kencing = less water"






*DSL with his "big lorry"




Ling Tiao's Birthday

First, I wanna wish our friend -
"Mr. Ling Tiao Dua Dua Tiao"-
happy birthday~~
I wish him...
Can get a boy, not a girl anymore...


Mr. Ling treat us eat nice dinner to celebrate his birthday...
( why the birthday guy needs to treat the others leh...?
I also dunno why...
as long as I got nice dinner to eat,
I will keep my mouth shut. ^.^ )
U see~
Our dinner~
Nice leh~

Big prawn.
I ate 2 nia...
u know why...?


Becoz this celaka almost makan semua...
=.=''



Sunday, May 17, 2009

Lucky~~

Celaka punya TAR College's intranet,
always cannot log in de!!
i refresh until half dead oledi still cannot display my result...
wanna make me nervous nia...
BUT...


Never mind la,
since i passed all the resit papers,
i forgive TARC la~~


Ang-Moh Po,
HERE I COME!!!!!!



Thursday, May 14, 2009

Help me...

I needs this kind of help too...

May~

Now still May, remember to masturbate everyday lo~~

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Gay Test.

Luckily, I'm a REAL MACHO MAN !!


The "Dog" King...

My dog...
Ada cantik boh...??
^.^


Monday, May 11, 2009

I know what this girl will say... ^.^

She guarantee will say:" what the fuck..."
(^_^)