LOVE . HOPE

Duck

2009-08-24T12:39:00.000-07:00

Good boy~

Giraffe

2009-08-24T12:38:00.001-07:00

Next lesson: Speed drawing 100 giraffes within one hour

BOOBS - There's always time for them.

2009-07-01T14:18:00.001-07:00

Is that true?

2009-07-01T14:17:00.001-07:00

NARCISSUS - When most people fall in love with themselves they just masturbate.

2009-07-01T13:08:00.000-07:00

SPOILERS - They don't actually make things faster.

2009-07-01T13:06:00.000-07:00

FRIENDSHIP - Always there to lend a shoulder.

2009-07-01T13:05:00.000-07:00

Dewa also bawa motor....

2009-06-30T09:24:00.001-07:00

Ele - panda??

2009-06-30T09:22:00.001-07:00

Manchester.

2009-06-28T06:10:00.001-07:00

Yesterday i went to Manchester. Before go to MUFC stadium, i went to Manchester city centre to pusing pusing first... ^.^

Manchester city centre.

Manchester Chinatown

MUFC

ROONEY!!

Fly away~

2009-06-21T12:20:00.000-07:00

Bird bird fly away~~

la.la.la.la~

Go pusing pusing in Liverpool.

2009-06-14T08:47:00.000-07:00

Today my friends and i go pusing pusing in Liverpool. We decided to go to Liverpool Football Stadium first...But when reached the stadium, the tickets habis sold out dy...so cannot go inside the stadium lo...So we only take photo outside the stadium nia...

I'm the king of the world...international !! (international punya...)

Liverpool FC punya logo.

Bill Shankly and me.

Torres. Ada serupa?

Alonso. Ada serupa?

Gerrard.

Gerrard again....among 4 photos, mana satu paling serupa?

Walao...Bill Shankly's ketiak banyak busuk lo...kasi spray sikit perfume first...

Stanley Park Regeneration. (Not yet finish regenerate, so just take 1 photo nia...)

Next destination, we went to Everton FC stadium...mana tahu tarak buka juga.... haiz....

My camera not bad ba....

Calling for McDonald delivery...hahaha~

inside a park...emmm...i dunno the name of the park...

almost can see whole Liverpool dy~

Titanic....??

walao, the geese's shit still lekat at my shoe there...haiz...

Lastly....i bought Body Spray from Liverpool FC Stadium there...Quite wangi also de...lolx~

York.

2009-06-13T15:14:00.000-07:00

On the way to York, one of the oldest city in UK...

Nice view...if I owned such a big land, i guarantee will tanam kelapa sawit de... wakaka....but i think sawit won't grow in Uk la~

Nice...I means, my camera...

Its not a lake...i think its a dam...

Nice view...(I simply say only...)

View...

Geese in York...(xxxx, i step on their shit...almost everywhere also got their shit...do u see it?)

Clifford's Tower.

York Castel Museum.

Handsome Wu...

Aston Martin.

Aston Marin with its owner.

Molesting the dogs.

18SX (penis sweet...)

18SX (Boobs sweet...)

Starbucks Cameral Frappucina Blended Coffee.

I saw a big...no, its huge size punya Nutella...

York Minster.

Meja sembayang inside the minster....

DUnno ini siapa...(maybe one of the papacies kua...)

Ini lagi tak tahu...whether he is a christian or a buddhist...haha~

???

Meja sembayang in the other room....

Advertise for the minster.

I saw this guy drawing Monalissa o....banyak cantik lo....

And the last photo is....

This beautiful girl !! I curi curi take her photo punya o !! Ini lagi cantik lo...(if compare to the Aunty Monalissa that the guy drawing...)

If you had a bad day...

2009-06-10T11:02:00.001-07:00

HELP! I think my pets are plotting to kill me!

2009-06-10T10:59:00.000-07:00

Get an Ugly Friend.

2009-06-07T10:40:00.000-07:00

That's why i don't like to be friend with those handsome guys.

Guys, don't marry to early.

2009-06-05T14:09:00.000-07:00

Coz u don't wanna become like this driver, right?

I hate my camera.

2009-06-03T09:38:00.000-07:00

why?! Why?! Why?!

Why my camera cannot zoom in anymore ??!!

Liverpool.

2009-06-03T09:32:00.000-07:00

HEADACHE!!

2009-05-30T18:01:00.000-07:00

This is the second day in Liverpool,

today, i meet my housemate,

Oliver,

he is a jews and he is the first ang mo i meet here...

Oliver asked me and my friends out for a drink at night later,

i said ok lor...

he took us to the pub / club,

i order a cup of...beer...

(dunno what beer, i cincai order one)

after drinking,

i feel like head pusing pusing oledi...

After that, we take a look around of Liverpool city centre...

then go back to hostel lo...

now i just reached my room nia...

and i had wrote 3 posts in half an hour...

got some phtos and videos i took inside the pub,

but now my kepala wanna letup dy,

so i will post it next time lo...

London to Liverpool

2009-05-30T17:49:00.001-07:00

After sitting for so long,

finally i arrived at London at about 12.30 p.m. of M'sia time,

so this is the first day in uk...

On the way to Liverpool.

I saw some pigs!!! (maybe...they are sheep...)

This is my room...

my bed

Table.

Toilet. (1 room 1 toilet, nice o)

And, this is 9 p.m. in the "morning"...?

still not used to this...

(EDITED !!!) From Malaysia to Liverpool

2009-05-30T17:32:00.000-07:00

I'm taking flight from Penang to Hong Kong,

then from Hong Kong to London.

My flight from Penang was on 8.10 a.m. in the morning,

so i reached Hong Kong at about 12.30 p.m.

But my flight from Hong Kong to London was on 11.55 p.m.

so i have about 11 hours to spend in Hong Kong,

so i followed my new friends from Penang go out to Hong Kong to spend this 11 hours...

Hong Kong International Airport

street

Looks familiar...? (always appear in Jackie chan's movies...)

Bruce Lee

After spending the 11 hours in Hong Kong,

then i took flight from Hong Kong to London...

This journey takes about 12 and half hours to reach in London...

Forget to write something,

DSL called me when i'm in Hong Kong,

its cost me RM2.50 / minute to answer his call,

DSL asked me to buy coke for him,

but....i didn't buy...

coz....i don have small change...

one more thing,

from M'sia --> London,

i didn't bath for...

emm...

i think 40++hours o (almost 2 days...),

break my own record!!

Must...Save....

2009-05-26T19:53:00.000-07:00

Apa ni....?

2009-05-26T19:29:00.000-07:00

Wanna tipu ppl also tipu real a bit la...

wire pun tarak kasi plug,

lagi boleh main until so high ka...

(=.=)''

Don't Use Your Pillow.

2009-05-26T19:03:00.000-07:00

If i'm Eric,

I guarantee will kill Matt de...

That day...

2009-05-20T21:34:00.000-07:00

We went to 88 yamcha and planning to go somewhere swimming this Friday,

Suddenly Ding Hock Hing said:" last time me and Phang Pang Yuan them went to A Farmosa Water World time, I played that 'high speed body slide' very excired lor!! Very fast o!! My underwear almost fly away dy!! "

(underwear fly away...?! I hope not like the guy in the picture below...)

After that, Phang Pang Yuan also said:" Ya lor!! I also played that!! Very excited!! But hor, I'm not like Hock Hing (underwear almost fly away), just I felt that got water masuk my asshole only..."

(Water masuk asshole...?! I can't imagine...shit floating on the water...@#$%&*)

*For Phang's case, pls imagine that "ppl = water"...

So stupid...

2009-05-20T21:08:00.000-07:00

Jargge : d(>_<)b

BeastUK : How do you get that "backwards b"?

Anonymous : Its called "d"...

My Memory...

2009-05-19T01:43:00.000-07:00

252 RIVER

Last time, this river was full of water de...

Especially after raining...

My friends and I used to ponteng tuition class & go swim in this river...

My friends = Heng Chiang, Hock Hing, Jenan, Ling Tiao, Mok Guan, Itek, Wei Kien, Choo Siang and etc...

( I HOPE my friends' parent can read this post, becoz I wanna let them know their son was a ponteng kaki last time...)

That day went there with DSL.

The river almost dry out le...

I dunno why it become like this...

I think maybe it is becoz long time didn't have ppl come and swim in this river kua...

Cannot get what I'm talking about (less ppl swim = less water)??

ok,

below is the answer:

"less ppl swim=less kencing

less kencing = less water"

*DSL with his "big lorry"

Ling Tiao's Birthday

2009-05-19T01:24:00.000-07:00

First, I wanna wish our friend -

"Mr. Ling Tiao Dua Dua Tiao"-

happy birthday~~

I wish him...

Can get a boy, not a girl anymore...

Mr. Ling treat us eat nice dinner to celebrate his birthday...

( why the birthday guy needs to treat the others leh...?

I also dunno why...

as long as I got nice dinner to eat,

I will keep my mouth shut. ^.^ )

U see~

Our dinner~

Nice leh~

Big prawn.

I ate 2 nia...

u know why...?

Becoz this celaka almost makan semua...

=.=''

Lucky~~

2009-05-17T19:30:00.000-07:00

Celaka punya TAR College's intranet,

always cannot log in de!!

i refresh until half dead oledi still cannot display my result...

wanna make me nervous nia...

BUT...

Never mind la,

since i passed all the resit papers,

i forgive TARC la~~

Ang-Moh Po,
HERE I COME!!!!!!

Help me...

2009-05-14T20:03:00.000-07:00

I needs this kind of help too...

May~

2009-05-14T02:16:00.001-07:00

Now still May, remember to masturbate everyday lo~~

Gay Test.

2009-05-12T19:36:00.000-07:00

Luckily, I'm a REAL MACHO MAN !!

The "Dog" King...

2009-05-12T19:06:00.000-07:00

My dog...

Ada cantik boh...??

^.^

I know what this girl will say... ^.^

2009-05-11T22:50:00.000-07:00

She guarantee will say:" what the fuck..."

(^_^)

Chiang...mari sekejap....

2009-04-29T02:10:00.001-07:00

Your school got teach u this ka...?

This is what subject ar??

I think I also wanna take this subject le~

She was him...

2009-04-29T01:59:00.000-07:00

Kill me!! Kill me!!

I like him...no..her, very much~

What the...

2009-04-29T01:56:00.001-07:00

Tell me...who can do this...

Funny advertisement...

2009-04-26T18:44:00.001-07:00

One is for her and one is for him.

Renault's sport car...

Horror movie...?

2009-04-26T18:25:00.000-07:00

Chicken are watching horror movie...

May God Bless u...

2009-04-21T19:52:00.001-07:00

Amitābha...

Kena tipu dy...

2009-04-20T20:54:00.001-07:00

Kena tipu dy...

Diu...

=.=''

Syoknya~~

2009-04-18T22:51:00.000-07:00

So cemburu sama kucing itu...

:-(

Siapa Bikin Punya...??!!

2009-04-16T03:24:00.001-07:00

Not me...

Bukan i punya anak...

April Fool...

2009-04-01T05:02:00.000-07:00

today is 1st of April...

April Fool Day...

although i hate kena tipu...

but no one come and tipu me today...

feel a bit lonely pulak...

diu...

/.\

WIFE.

2009-03-30T19:11:00.000-07:00

Wife = washing + ironing + fucking + etc. ^.^

Bear bear sleeping beg.

2009-03-30T18:53:00.001-07:00

If u all take this sleeping beg go jungle camping,

then u no need takut bears will come and eat u liao... ^.^

but hor....

if it is a male bear standing beside u,

then maybe....

ur asshole will a bit pain lor...

but this sleeping beg still save ur life Ooo...

a bit pain nia ma,

nvm de,

some more next time go shitting also easier a bit le...

Look For A Star

2009-03-22T19:27:00.000-07:00

"They say happiness was a crystal ball,

it was shattered when it fell from the sky.

The broken pieces showered on everyone,

and people began to pick it up...

Some collected more,

others found less...

No one could find all pieces..." - Look For A Star

"传说中，

幸福就像个玻璃球。

这个玻璃球从天上掉下来打碎了…

玻璃球的碎片散落到每一个人的身边。

于是，

周围的人就把碎片捡起来。

有的人捡得多，

有的人捡得少，

但没有人可以捡到全部…" - 游龙戏凤

Mask Rider

2009-03-19T00:19:00.000-07:00

Mask Rider drive too fast kena tangkap oledi...

kesian lor...

第一次……

2009-03-19T00:10:00.001-07:00

我第一次有想拆人家车牌的冲动… ^.^

The richest Begger in the world...

2009-03-18T22:29:00.000-07:00

LV beg....???!!!

Spider...kid...??!!

2009-03-18T22:14:00.001-07:00

=.=''

Difference Between men and women...

2009-03-18T22:07:00.000-07:00

Kesian....

2009-03-11T06:27:00.000-07:00

Look at the cat's face expression after it see the girls...

Funny...

2009-03-11T06:24:00.000-07:00

Those who know chinese read this...
very funny...

What the...Don't come and disturb us la, pls...

2009-03-11T06:14:00.000-07:00

Diu...

what the ...

2009-02-27T18:23:00.000-08:00

Those who expert in football de,
this is mana punya team...??

Comdom + Earrings?

2009-02-27T18:15:00.000-08:00

Condom + Earrings...

Cosplay....

2009-02-27T18:13:00.001-08:00

Diu...!!

Clock

2009-02-26T18:30:00.000-08:00

Those who failed in their math don't buy this clock...

Do u know what caused Titanic to sink?

2009-02-26T18:19:00.000-08:00

The answer is.....

Godzilla....

Mama-mi-ya !!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-23T18:47:00.000-08:00

HELP...!

Penis.....

2009-02-22T05:35:00.000-08:00

Rapist...

2009-02-16T18:04:00.000-08:00

Banyak ganas lor~~

I hate go jogging....

2009-02-16T17:52:00.000-08:00

Tired~~

Formular of pikat amoi from Albert Einstein...

2009-02-12T22:48:00.000-08:00

Story of a killer....

2009-02-12T21:54:00.001-08:00

Why the killer killed ppl....??

It's because...

Story of a killer 2....

2009-02-12T21:54:00.000-08:00

OS: If i say 2, guarantee will get killed...i better say 3...

Why that girl get killed again....??

It's because....

u're too over oledi....!!

The Beggar...

2009-01-07T20:36:00.000-08:00

These beggars so creative,

see what is their reasons asking for $$$...

Ip Man

2009-01-03T20:12:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i watched "Ip Man",

quite nice,

inside the movie,

got one japanese general named 三浦,

(real name is Hiroyuki Ikeuchi)

his face looks similar to Wentworth Miller,

(the genius in "Prison Break")

what do you think?

ada serupa??

lolx~

Undercover...??!!

2009-01-02T04:42:00.001-08:00

What do you all understand about "undercover"?

See below and you will know what is means by "undercover"...

Oi !! U tot its leaf ka?!

2008-12-16T22:41:00.000-08:00

A few funny pictures...

2008-12-16T22:37:00.000-08:00

OS: Fxck...her husband is back...better hide under bed...

This dog helps to put out the fire...

Powerful then 7-11...

Open 25 hours a day...

Bribery...?!

2008-12-16T22:33:00.000-08:00

Girls...

Next time u all can bribe the police by this way le...

(unless u're "an airport"...)

Chiang mali mali sekejap...

2008-12-13T00:49:00.001-08:00

Korea there got ini macam punya fast food delivery ka??

Deliver fast food also need to wear until ini macam??!!

Luckily McDonald here don't practice such delivery policy...

If not, sure there will be many jokers wearing Mr McDonald's costume and riding bikes around to deliver the foods de...

3 funny pictures...

2008-12-12T19:52:00.001-08:00

This is msn display message of some office workers...

(Lazy + dunno translate)

*Translation server error...*

\(Pls translate yourself...)

Microsoft now has diversified its business into selling sushi oledi...

This is taken by someone inside a shopping mall at China...

This is a place where the wife can "store" her husband here...

Now the ladies can go shopping without their "shit-faced looking" husband le

Are you sure this will make my xxx longer...??!!

2008-12-09T21:36:00.001-08:00

"Are...u sure this will make my xxx longer...?!"

"U know what...this won't works...really won't works...coz i had tried before..."

Watson's Condom section~

2008-12-09T03:24:00.001-08:00

These pictures are taken when i went Watson and that day...

Licking~~

2008-12-08T08:04:00.000-08:00

Not bad...My licking skill...

I"VE BEEN TAGGED !! BY FUC*ER CHIANG !!

2008-12-04T04:02:00.001-08:00

Itu Cibai Chiang memang nothing to do la,
Suka-suka he come and tagged me...
Trouble me to write nia...

According to the rules,
After being tagged,
You have to:

List this rules on your blog.
Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.
Tell 7 unspectacular quirks on yours.
Tag 7 ppl at the end of your post by leaving their name as well as links to their blog. (i dunno how to put link...wanna find any blog link, go Chiang's blog there...)
Link the person who tagged u.
Leave a commenct for each blogger.

Start now...

7 Facts About 卖女孩的小火柴 That U Might Don't Know

Actually my name is 林凌洲, not 卖女孩的小火柴, my Japanese name is 双木凌洲 (双木=林）.
I wanted to become a doctor also... however, my teachers always said i'm more clever than Einstein, so doctor is not suit for me...
I love cats and dogs very much.
Chiang always said my mouth like c*bai, coz he said right things i also can rebut until it become wrong thing...So i feel myself has talent to become a lawyer.
I love dogs and cats very much.
I still a half virgin. why half? coz i had sex relationship with my hands since 13 years old, however my hands aren't human, so i called myself a half-virgin.
I love Andy Lau very much.

7 Unspectacular Quirks

I like to bite my finger.
I'm a shy shy person. ( Its true, not like Chiang that one bluffing people nia...)
Not a gay.
Dunno what to write
Dunno what to write
Dunno what to write
Dunno what to write

7 people tagged by me.

Jay win

Chian Yin

Yu Chin Long

Alan Chen

Ming Sie

Yee Fang

DSLoong (tagged one more time)

Walao eh...cukup sueh !!!

2008-12-01T08:21:00.000-08:00

Bear 1 :" Ei brother, u step on shit la..."

Bear 2 :" Walao eh... i just wash my legs nia wor...damn sueh!!"

Let's break up...

2008-12-01T08:19:00.001-08:00

Boy:" Let's break up..."

Girl:" Please don't leave me..."

Please...Don't always believe what u see...Sometime it might not be real...

2008-12-01T07:58:00.000-08:00

This is an advice for those who like to make friends on the net...

Especially for u, CHIANG...

Coz u so dulai...

Becareful o...

see the pictures below and u will understand...

one is before makeup and one is after makeup...

g"OO"gle...

2008-11-30T04:12:00.001-08:00

she advertise for google...

what a Huge "OO"...

This dog....

2008-11-27T02:00:00.000-08:00

Banyak CUN o !!!

The answer for "THE MOST RESPECTFUL JOB IN JAPAN"....

2008-11-18T08:15:00.001-08:00

I think most of u can't get the answer,

here is the answer....

The most respectful occupation in Japanese's eyes is...

TEACHER...

So, u might ask "why teacher...?"

ok,

to make u all clear,

I will give some example below...

Let us take a look at Japanese Entertainment/Movie Industry.

Do u all notice that 6 out of 10 Japan's movies are concerned about TEACHER??

The Japanese directors like to use TEACHER as their movies' topic....

Don't believe me?

Here are the example...

"Councilling After Class"

"Temptation Of My Teacher"

"Carnality Of My Piano Tutor"

Many more examples out there,

go find out yourself.

Rabbit VS Turtle （龟兔赛跑）

2008-11-16T22:10:00.000-08:00

Rabbit: " I'll sure win this time ! wahahaha!"

Rabbit: " Ehem...?!"

Magician: " Dang Dang !! "

Rabbit: "Who are u...? @#$%&*^ "

The most RESPECTFUL JOB in Japan !

2008-11-16T09:37:00.000-08:00

In your opinion,
what job is the most respectful job in Japanese's eyes?
There are several options below:

1. OL
2. Actress
3. Teacher
4. Taxi Driver
5. Police
6. etc. (state down the job)

Leave a comment and tell me your answer.

Tomorrow I will post a new post to tell you all the answer...

Dunno wat to write...

2008-11-15T22:52:00.000-08:00

So sien,
dunno wat to write...
wanna write in chinese later DSL complain pulak...
wanna write in english also cannot,
coz my engliah no good,
later grammar all wrong....

╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮

I'm a otaku...

2008-11-15T04:45:00.000-08:00

walao,

i can classified myself as a otaku dy,

whole day didn't go out...

Modern Corporation Organisation

2008-11-05T08:07:00.000-08:00

1. Management Layer = Tauke （头家）

2. Supporting Layer = Orang Burung（鸟人） & anjing（走狗）& kucing（三脚猫）

3. Foundation Layer = golden finger（金手指） + kuli（苦力） + lembu（作牛） + kuda（作马） + slave（奴婢） + betrayer（背叛者）

Faked Andy Lau ?!

2008-11-02T00:50:00.000-07:00

The faked andy....

and the real andy...

李“准”基（孔吉）

2008-11-01T20:46:00.000-07:00

他是李“准”基…
ta shi li zhun ji

他在 “王的男人” 里面演一名名叫孔吉的人…
ta zai wang de nan ren li mian yan yi ming ming jiao kong ji de ren

孔吉最怕别人跟他说什么？？？？
kong ji zui pa bie ren gen ta shuo shen me

答案就是……
da an jiu shi

孔吉最怕别人跟他说 bye bye……
kong ji zui pa bie ren gen ta shuo bye bye

因为大家都会说：“吉 bye”……
yin wei da jia dou hui shuo:"ji bye"....

韩国小天王 -- REIN ！

2008-11-01T20:43:00.000-07:00

超人气韩国小天王 REIN ！

千里之外（举不起来） --- 周杰“轮”

2008-11-01T00:26:00.000-07:00

This is 周杰“轮”,

He will sing the chorus part of “千里之外” ...
Start....

你举不起来，

ni ju bu qi lai

真是悲哀，

zhen shi bei ai

感觉很无奈，
gan jue hen wu nai

别人太太，
bie ren tai tai

夜夜很 high，

ye ye hen high

声音很难掩盖，

sheng yin hen nan yan gai

老弟在发呆，

lao di zai fa dai

心情很塞，

xin qing hen sai

你硬不起来，

ni ying bu qi lai

沮丧不该，
ju sang bu gai

提起神来，

ti qi shen lai

快去买，

kuai qu mai

威尔刚……

wei er gang....

Chiang, DSL, Looi and Yu !!! come come come !!!

2008-10-31T11:02:00.000-07:00

Short story about us....

TITLE: Swimming pool & pcc....

THE END...

The most powerful character in DOTA GAME !!

2008-10-31T05:40:00.000-07:00

Powerful enuf ka??!!

He can make a triple triple triple kill liao !!

Presentation Day~~

2008-10-30T02:05:00.000-07:00

Today is my presentation day,
since the tutor asked us to wear formal,
so i oso follow the instruction lo...

but before that,
take 2 pictures first~~

*without flash

*with flash

Syler...

2008-10-29T05:35:00.000-07:00

I like his hairstyle...
looks like God of Gamble....

Ｒｅｓｉｔ　Ｆｏｒｍ．．．

2008-10-28T02:10:00.000-07:00

this is my exam resit form...
i'll resit my Malaysian Taxation on this semester...
shit~~