So stupid...

Jargge : d(>_<)b

BeastUK : How do you get that "backwards b"?

Anonymous : Its called "d"...

My Memory...

252 RIVER

Last time, this river was full of water de...

Especially after raining...

My friends and I used to ponteng tuition class & go swim in this river...

My friends = Heng Chiang, Hock Hing, Jenan, Ling Tiao, Mok Guan, Itek, Wei Kien, Choo Siang and etc...

( I HOPE my friends' parent can read this post, becoz I wanna let them know their son was a ponteng kaki last time...)

That day went there with DSL.

The river almost dry out le...

I dunno why it become like this...

I think maybe it is becoz long time didn't have ppl come and swim in this river kua...

Cannot get what I'm talking about (less ppl swim = less water)??

ok,

below is the answer:

"less ppl swim=less kencing

less kencing = less water"

*DSL with his "big lorry"

Ling Tiao's Birthday

First, I wanna wish our friend -

"Mr. Ling Tiao Dua Dua Tiao"-

happy birthday~~

I wish him...

Can get a boy, not a girl anymore...

Mr. Ling treat us eat nice dinner to celebrate his birthday...

( why the birthday guy needs to treat the others leh...?

I also dunno why...

as long as I got nice dinner to eat,

I will keep my mouth shut. ^.^ )

U see~

Our dinner~

Nice leh~

Big prawn.

I ate 2 nia...

u know why...?

Becoz this celaka almost makan semua...

=.=''

Lucky~~

Celaka punya TAR College's intranet,

always cannot log in de!!

i refresh until half dead oledi still cannot display my result...

wanna make me nervous nia...

BUT...

Never mind la,

since i passed all the resit papers,

i forgive TARC la~~

Ang-Moh Po,
HERE I COME!!!!!!

Help me...

I needs this kind of help too...

May~

Now still May, remember to masturbate everyday lo~~

Gay Test.

Luckily, I'm a REAL MACHO MAN !!

The "Dog" King...

My dog...

Ada cantik boh...??

^.^

I know what this girl will say... ^.^

She guarantee will say:" what the fuck..."

(^_^)

Chiang...mari sekejap....

Your school got teach u this ka...?

This is what subject ar??

I think I also wanna take this subject le~

She was him...

Kill me!! Kill me!!

I like him...no..her, very much~

What the...

Tell me...who can do this...

Funny advertisement...

One is for her and one is for him.

Renault's sport car...

Horror movie...?

Chicken are watching horror movie...

May God Bless u...

Amitābha...

Kena tipu dy...

Kena tipu dy...

Diu...

=.=''

Syoknya~~

So cemburu sama kucing itu...

:-(

Siapa Bikin Punya...??!!

Not me...

Bukan i punya anak...

April Fool...

today is 1st of April...

April Fool Day...

although i hate kena tipu...

but no one come and tipu me today...

feel a bit lonely pulak...

diu...

/.\

WIFE.

Wife = washing + ironing + fucking + etc. ^.^

Bear bear sleeping beg.

If u all take this sleeping beg go jungle camping,

then u no need takut bears will come and eat u liao... ^.^

but hor....

if it is a male bear standing beside u,

then maybe....

ur asshole will a bit pain lor...

but this sleeping beg still save ur life Ooo...

a bit pain nia ma,

nvm de,

some more next time go shitting also easier a bit le...

Look For A Star

"They say happiness was a crystal ball,

it was shattered when it fell from the sky.

The broken pieces showered on everyone,

and people began to pick it up...

Some collected more,

others found less...

No one could find all pieces..." - Look For A Star

"传说中，

幸福就像个玻璃球。

这个玻璃球从天上掉下来打碎了…

玻璃球的碎片散落到每一个人的身边。

于是，

周围的人就把碎片捡起来。

有的人捡得多，

有的人捡得少，

但没有人可以捡到全部…" - 游龙戏凤

Mask Rider

Mask Rider drive too fast kena tangkap oledi...

kesian lor...

第一次……

我第一次有想拆人家车牌的冲动… ^.^

The richest Begger in the world...

LV beg....???!!!

Spider...kid...??!!

=.=''

Difference Between men and women...

Kesian....

Look at the cat's face expression after it see the girls...

Funny...

Those who know chinese read this...
very funny...

What the...Don't come and disturb us la, pls...

Diu...