Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Oi !! U tot its leaf ka?!

A few funny pictures...

OS: Fxck...her husband is back...better hide under bed...
This dog helps to put out the fire...

Powerful then 7-11...
Open 25 hours a day...


Next time u all can bribe the police by this way le...
(unless u're "an airport"...)

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Chiang mali mali sekejap...

Korea there got ini macam punya fast food delivery ka??
Deliver fast food also need to wear until ini macam??!!
Luckily McDonald here don't practice such delivery policy...
If not, sure there will be many jokers wearing Mr McDonald's costume and riding bikes around to deliver the foods de...

Friday, December 12, 2008

3 funny pictures...

This is msn display message of some office workers...
(Lazy + dunno translate)
*Translation server error...*
\(Pls translate yourself...)

Microsoft now has diversified its business into selling sushi oledi...

This is taken by someone inside a shopping mall at China...
This is a place where the wife can "store" her husband here...
Now the ladies can go shopping without their "shit-faced looking" husband le

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Are you sure this will make my xxx longer...??!!

"Are...u sure this will make my xxx longer...?!"

"U know what...this won't works...really won't works...coz i had tried before..."

Watson's Condom section~

These pictures are taken when i went Watson and that day...

Monday, December 8, 2008


Not bad...My licking skill...

Thursday, December 4, 2008


Itu Cibai Chiang memang nothing to do la,
Suka-suka he come and tagged me...
Trouble me to write nia...

According to the rules,
After being tagged,
You have to:
  1. List this rules on your blog.
  2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.
  3. Tell 7 unspectacular quirks on yours.
  4. Tag 7 ppl at the end of your post by leaving their name as well as links to their blog. (i dunno how to put link...wanna find any blog link, go Chiang's blog there...)
  5. Link the person who tagged u.
  6. Leave a commenct for each blogger.

Start now...

7 Facts About 卖女孩的小火柴 That U Might Don't Know

  • Actually my name is 林凌洲, not 卖女孩的小火柴, my Japanese name is 双木凌洲 (双木=林).
  • I wanted to become a doctor also... however, my teachers always said i'm more clever than Einstein, so doctor is not suit for me...
  • I love cats and dogs very much.
  • Chiang always said my mouth like c*bai, coz he said right things i also can rebut until it become wrong thing...So i feel myself has talent to become a lawyer.
  • I love dogs and cats very much.
  • I still a half virgin. why half? coz i had sex relationship with my hands since 13 years old, however my hands aren't human, so i called myself a half-virgin.
  • I love Andy Lau very much.

7 Unspectacular Quirks

  • I like to bite my finger.
  • I'm a shy shy person. ( Its true, not like Chiang that one bluffing people nia...)
  • Not a gay.
  • Dunno what to write
  • Dunno what to write
  • Dunno what to write
  • Dunno what to write

7 people tagged by me.

Jay win

Chian Yin

Yu Chin Long

Alan Chen

Ming Sie

Yee Fang

DSLoong (tagged one more time)

Monday, December 1, 2008

Walao eh...cukup sueh !!!

Bear 1 :" Ei brother, u step on shit la..."
Bear 2 :" Walao eh... i just wash my legs nia wor...damn sueh!!"

Let's break up...

Boy:" Let's break up..."
Girl:" Please don't leave me..."

Please...Don't always believe what u see...Sometime it might not be real...

This is an advice for those who like to make friends on the net...
Especially for u, CHIANG...
Coz u so dulai...
Becareful o...
see the pictures below and u will understand...
one is before makeup and one is after makeup...

Sunday, November 30, 2008


she advertise for google...
what a Huge "OO"...

Thursday, November 27, 2008

This dog....

Banyak CUN o !!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008


I think most of u can't get the answer,
here is the answer....
The most respectful occupation in Japanese's eyes is...

So, u might ask "why teacher...?"
to make u all clear,
I will give some example below...
Let us take a look at Japanese Entertainment/Movie Industry.
Do u all notice that 6 out of 10 Japan's movies are concerned about TEACHER??
The Japanese directors like to use TEACHER as their movies' topic....
Don't believe me?
Here are the example...
"Councilling After Class"

"Temptation Of My Teacher"

"Carnality Of My Piano Tutor"

Many more examples out there,
go find out yourself.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Rabbit VS Turtle (龟兔赛跑)

Rabbit: " I'll sure win this time ! wahahaha!"

Rabbit: " Ehem...?!"

Magician: " Dang Dang !! "

Rabbit: "Who are u...? @#$%&*^ "

The most RESPECTFUL JOB in Japan !

In your opinion,
what job is the most respectful job in Japanese's eyes?
There are several options below:

1. OL
2. Actress
3. Teacher
4. Taxi Driver
5. Police
6. etc. (state down the job)

Leave a comment and tell me your answer.

Tomorrow I will post a new post to tell you all the answer...

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Dunno wat to write...

So sien,
dunno wat to write...
wanna write in chinese later DSL complain pulak...
wanna write in english also cannot,
coz my engliah no good,
later grammar all wrong....


I'm a otaku...


i can classified myself as a otaku dy,

whole day didn't go out...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Modern Corporation Organisation

1. Management Layer = Tauke (头家)

2. Supporting Layer = Orang Burung(鸟人) & anjing(走狗)& kucing(三脚猫)

3. Foundation Layer = golden finger(金手指) + kuli(苦力) + lembu(作牛) + kuda(作马) + slave(奴婢) + betrayer(背叛者)

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Faked Andy Lau ?!

The faked andy....

and the real andy...

Saturday, November 1, 2008


他是 李“准”基…
ta shi li zhun ji

他在 “王的男人” 里面演一名名叫 孔吉 的人…
ta zai wang de nan ren li mian yan yi ming ming jiao kong ji de ren

孔吉 最怕别人跟他说什么????
kong ji zui pa bie ren gen ta shuo shen me

da an jiu shi

孔吉 最怕别人跟他说 bye bye……
kong ji zui pa bie ren gen ta shuo bye bye

因为大家都会说:“吉 bye”……
yin wei da jia dou hui shuo:"ji bye"....

韩国小天王 -- REIN !

超人气韩国小天王 REIN !

千里之外 (举不起来) --- 周杰“轮”

This is 周杰“轮”,

He will sing the chorus part of “千里之外” ...

ni ju bu qi lai
zhen shi bei ai
gan jue hen wu nai
bie ren tai tai
夜夜很 high,
ye ye hen high
sheng yin hen nan yan gai
lao di zai fa dai
xin qing hen sai
ni ying bu qi lai
ju sang bu gai
ti qi shen lai
kuai qu mai
wei er gang....