Oi !! U tot its leaf ka?!

A few funny pictures...

OS: Fxck...her husband is back...better hide under bed...

This dog helps to put out the fire...

Powerful then 7-11...

Open 25 hours a day...

Bribery...?!

Girls...

Next time u all can bribe the police by this way le...

(unless u're "an airport"...)

Chiang mali mali sekejap...

Korea there got ini macam punya fast food delivery ka??

Deliver fast food also need to wear until ini macam??!!

Luckily McDonald here don't practice such delivery policy...

If not, sure there will be many jokers wearing Mr McDonald's costume and riding bikes around to deliver the foods de...

3 funny pictures...

This is msn display message of some office workers...

(Lazy + dunno translate)

*Translation server error...*

\(Pls translate yourself...)

Microsoft now has diversified its business into selling sushi oledi...

This is taken by someone inside a shopping mall at China...

This is a place where the wife can "store" her husband here...

Now the ladies can go shopping without their "shit-faced looking" husband le

Are you sure this will make my xxx longer...??!!

"Are...u sure this will make my xxx longer...?!"

"U know what...this won't works...really won't works...coz i had tried before..."

Watson's Condom section~

These pictures are taken when i went Watson and that day...

Licking~~

Not bad...My licking skill...

I"VE BEEN TAGGED !! BY FUC*ER CHIANG !!

Itu Cibai Chiang memang nothing to do la,
Suka-suka he come and tagged me...
Trouble me to write nia...

According to the rules,
After being tagged,
You have to:

1. List this rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.
3. Tell 7 unspectacular quirks on yours.
4. Tag 7 ppl at the end of your post by leaving their name as well as links to their blog. (i dunno how to put link...wanna find any blog link, go Chiang's blog there...)
5. Link the person who tagged u.
6. Leave a commenct for each blogger.

Start now...

7 Facts About 卖女孩的小火柴 That U Might Don't Know

• Actually my name is 林凌洲, not 卖女孩的小火柴, my Japanese name is 双木凌洲 (双木=林）.
• I wanted to become a doctor also... however, my teachers always said i'm more clever than Einstein, so doctor is not suit for me...
• I love cats and dogs very much.
• Chiang always said my mouth like c*bai, coz he said right things i also can rebut until it become wrong thing...So i feel myself has talent to become a lawyer.
• I love dogs and cats very much.
• I still a half virgin. why half? coz i had sex relationship with my hands since 13 years old, however my hands aren't human, so i called myself a half-virgin.
• I love Andy Lau very much.

7 Unspectacular Quirks

• I like to bite my finger.
• I'm a shy shy person. ( Its true, not like Chiang that one bluffing people nia...)
• Not a gay.
• Dunno what to write
• Dunno what to write
• Dunno what to write
• Dunno what to write

7 people tagged by me.

Jay win

Chian Yin

Yu Chin Long

Alan Chen

Ming Sie

Yee Fang

DSLoong (tagged one more time)

Walao eh...cukup sueh !!!

Bear 1 :" Ei brother, u step on shit la..."

Bear 2 :" Walao eh... i just wash my legs nia wor...damn sueh!!"

Let's break up...

Boy:" Let's break up..."

Girl:" Please don't leave me..."

Please...Don't always believe what u see...Sometime it might not be real...

This is an advice for those who like to make friends on the net...

Especially for u, CHIANG...

Coz u so dulai...

Becareful o...

see the pictures below and u will understand...

one is before makeup and one is after makeup...